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	4.3/10 Votes: 1,294
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Reviews:

Did Michael Madsen need to pay taxes?
As I write my review of this absolute garbage of a movie, I’m wondering if Michael Madsen needed to pay some back taxes or something. Let’s start right up. A bunch of teens (who look nothing but) go off to a Christian Camp. Every character is a stereotype, none can act worth a damn, and the SFX are laughable. Some look like they were rented (the first two women to get killed) from a porn film. Ton’s of boring gratuitous nudity doesn’t help this poorly paced film. I’ll be honest here if it was supposed to be a comedy – it wasn’t. Most comedy/horror unless its Shaun of the Dead or Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, or the first two Scary Movies, suck. If it’s supposed to be horror – well, I’m pretty sure people have had more frightening wet dreams. Lets look at a few of the dumber things. Two porn stars (that’s what they look like) bum a ride on the school bus. They get busy in a threesome. The killer (who looks part tree and is super strong, so why does he need weapons and what the hell is with those gigantic pancakes?) enters said bus, chops both their heads off (the heads flying out of each window, yanks lover boy to his feet, and stabs him through the chin and brain. Yet, this guy is able to scream? Later said killer hits a ranger in the SPINE with an ax, she’s able to crawl away, drive him off with maple syrup (his weakness) and pull the ax out. Another moron has her legs and arms broken (and she’s still able to talk) as he tries to make her into a picnic table. This fails and he tosses her off a tree (shades of Jason!) killing her. Another hanging by a foot, has a syrup tap driven into her skull so blood can flow. Anyone bored yet? This is just a lame version of a Friday the 13th with crappier effects. Just avoid this until one is an insomniac or a drunk.

strange
I have nothing to spoil here because the story is bland, basic, and you’ve seen it before. What I will say is that this movie is one the strangest movies I’ve seen in many years. It’s very anti-female, slicing and dicing young women relentlessly. It also features barely legal porn stars who think they can act, dancing and prancing with their breast swinging in the air. Several scenes with ugly males hooking up with hot females, all of them showing T and A before they get decapitated, impaled, or whatever. And the girls totally look underage, which is either enticing or bothersome. Acting is high school level. Violence is sometimes dramatically approached, not comedic, and protracted and overdone. It makes the whole experience very odd. Several homosexual references made to both sexes. It’s just a horrible movie. BUT, it will stay on my DVR only because of the eye-candy. Call me a hypocrite. 4 stars for the gorgeous young ladies. 0 for the movie. itself.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 45 min (105 min)
Budget 0
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Status Released
Rated R
Genre Action, Comedy, Horror
Director Josh Bear
Writer Josh Bear, Bill Muehl, Matt Entin
Actors Michael Madsen, Ciara Flynn, Jarrett King
Country United States
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Aspect Ratio 2.35 : 1
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