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Miss Cast Away 2004 123movies

Miss Cast Away 2004 123movies

There's trouble in paradise.Jan. 01, 200490 Min.
Your rating: 0
6 1 vote

Synopsis

#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – “Miss Cast Away” (aka “Island Girl”) is a mix of “There’s Something About Mary” and “Scary Movie” crosses “Cast Away” with “Miss Congeniality.” What happens when a plane-load of beauty contestants, on it’s way to the Miss Galaxy Pageant, crash-lands on a deserted island? Pilots, Mike Saunders and Maximus Power learn how to survive with a bevvie of beautiful women — of which none have ever even gone camping. Soon the castaways discover the ancient Noah’s ark on the island. The lost ark is being guarded by an oversized prehistoric pig (Jurassic Pork). Noah is boarding apes (a la Planet of the Apes) and our survivors have got to stop his plan and use the ark to get off the island.
Plot: A plane carrying beauty contestants crash lands on a deserted island. Captain Maximus Powers and co-pilot Mike Saunders have to take care of their passengers, while avoiding the dangers of Jurassic Pork (a giant prehistoric pig) and a group of apes busy trying to relaunch Noah’s Ark.
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Miss Cast Away 2004 123movies 1 Miss Cast Away 2004 123movies 22.4/10 Votes: 2,512
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Miss Cast Away 2004 123movies 7 Miss Cast Away 2004 123movies 22.7 Votes: 17 Popularity: 3.203

Reviews:

I must apologize…
First, I would like to apologize for my rating of “1”… The only reason i give this film such a high rating is that I can’t delve into negative integers. All “This is a spoof” musings aside, and while I certainly have tried to give it due consideration, have left me with a certain notion, namely; “This is quite possibly the worst film ever made.” On any level and in any plausible quantification of qualitative measurement… Seriously, I tried, I’m just as in to any indie born-for-cult-video-distribution film as the next buff, but seriously, this movie sucked rhino balls…

Honestly, if I had directed this “film” I would have seen it as a legitimate cause for suicide.

Review By: orengoldschmidt Rating: 1 Date: 2006-02-14
A miss-take it is, to give this a thumbs up, its so lame, its in a wheelchair, cinematically speaking; but, the cast is attractive
A plane is about to take off. On board are a bevy of ladies, representing the states of the USA, who are flying off to compete in a beauty pageant. Along with them are reporters and pageant staff. Meanwhile, the Pope has been informed that the remains of Noah’s Ark have been found, with Noah in it! His Holiness sends underlings to investigate. Hold onto your bottoms, folks! The aircraft goes down near a deserted island and there may not be enough make-up kits to last until a rescue boat arrives. The gals start fighting while the men organize the ladies into two groups to plan survival strategies. Only no one picks Michael’s group, except a lovely brunette. Unbelievably, this is the same island where the Ark was found, with its Congo-type ape protectors AND where the Porkasaurus Rex, a cross between a wild boar and a huge, fierce dino, roams! Who will survive the ordeal, especially when one typical beauty contestant reveals that she has never eaten anything but restaurant meals provided by a handsome male? Ho, ho, fun and games will start! This is an ultra-silly spoof of a long list of films, such as Jurassic Park, Congo, MI, The Love Boat, Miss Congeniality, and other fine movies. In fact, it misses the mark of comedy far MORE than it hits a humorous note. Most of it is so lame that it can be classified as wheelchair-cinema. The cast, all pretty much unknowns, save for Eric Roberts and Stuart Pankin, have mediocre talent at best. However, they are exceedingly gorgeous, especially the ladies, so those searching for an eye-candy cast will be happy. All in all, don’t go looking for this one unless you consider it better entertainment than shucking corn or taking out the garbage.
Review By: inkblot11 Rating: 3 Date: 2011-01-13

Other Information:

Original Title Miss Cast Away
Release Date 2004-01-01
Release Year 2004

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 30 min (90 min) (USA)
Budget 0
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated Not Rated
Genre Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Director Bryan Michael Stoller
Writer Bryan Michael Stoller
Actors Eric Roberts, Charlie Schlatter, Joyce Giraud, Stuart Pankin
Country USA
Awards N/A
Production Company N/A
Website N/A


Technical Information:

Sound Mix N/A
Aspect Ratio 1.33 : 1
Camera N/A
Laboratory N/A
Film Length N/A
Negative Format Video (NTSC)
Cinematographic Process DV
Printed Film Format Video (NTSC)

Original title Miss Cast Away
TMDb Rating 2.7 17 votes

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